You guys are not going to believe this (race story)

[SCC2000L]

I am on my way home from the parents yesterday when I am heading north on Marsh. I am just cruising along no problems when I see a 4 door Chevy Blazer/GMC Jimmy thing darting around in traffic behind me. I dont think much of it and just keep motoring along on my merry way. Well I wind up next to this green junker and take a glance over and some young blonde teen is driving it. I still think nothing of it an just wait for the green light. Well light goes green and I start to take off out of habit to get ahead of the pack. Well after a few seconds I realize this chick is trying to race me! Well I decide to have some fun with her. I keep her right at my door and let her get up to the front bumper then I mat it and bring her back to the door. Well I do this 3 or 4 times, making what I thought a pretty big embarassment out of her. Well by now we are up to about 80mph so I let off and just laugh, well this chick keeps going and once she notices that I am off the throttle she hits the hazards which we all know is a slap in the face I win kind of thing. Well I just laugh and keep putting along. Well every second that passes I get more and more angry. I am not going to let this ***** think she beat ME!! Well after a minute or two I decide to go ahead and catch back up to her and get some revenge. Well after being held at a light I finally made my way back behind her. Now we are northbound on Marsh at Trinity Mills. She is at the front of the light and I am right behind her. Well the light turns green and she takes off normally, well I am about as far up her *** as I can get and she drops the hammer. Once we pull away from traffic enough I get the chance to move to the center lane. Well I drop the hammer on her like she stole something. I put a good 5-6 lengths on her in a few seconds. In typical rice boy fashion I hit the hazards and got my revenge! I then proceeded to cut her off once she caught back up to me and I took a side road back to the homestead.

Let me tell you guys something, I will be damned if some Brittany Spears listening, Back Street Boy loving, 16 year old chick who saw the Fast and the Furious one too many times is going to think she smoked ME in MY Lightning with her mom's base model 4 door GMC Jimmy! Damn it all to HADES!!! What is wrong with kids these days anyway?!?!?!?!

Too bad I didnt have my chip in!!!!

 

[J.D. Blackwell]

Sam, did she look good?!? You should have made her pull over, so you can try to get a little bit of buger off her.

 

[Logan@Trilogy]

I had some punk in a brand new pathfinder behind me this morning, who when we hit a red light, jumps into the lanes THAT'S ENDING in 100ft to my right and proceeds to try and take my L from a stop light... ahahhahah THAT is funny.

So, just to be a *****, I don't wax him, I just idle off the line and keep right beside him so he can't take the lane, what does he do? starts moving into me anyway!!

Now he's pissed me off. I immediately yank the wheel over his direction, damn near clobber him, which convinced him maybe he should pull in behind me. Then he trys to power around me, uh...no, I think not.

Failing that, he decides to tailgate me, to which he got a 80mph-30mph slam on the brakes for his trouble.

Strangely, he kept a good 8 car lengths after that...

 

[J.D. Blackwell]

:Y lol Ya'll are some road rageed SOB's. Out here in dem darn hills, us country folk don't have no problem with dat, except maybe heading towards the beer stow.

 

[SCC2000L]

I dont know if she was cute or not, it was dark and I was off in la-la land. Maybe I should have pulled her over and given her a new meaning to the term "The Fast and the Furious" eh?? J/K

 

[tliss]

:h

That's why we like you, Sam! You think with the correct head:tu:

Tom

 

[Sixpipes]

Sam,

When you get to be my age, you will understand that being fast at everything is highly over rated. Dig? :Y

 

[Moonshine]

Dennis is da MAN. :Y