Ralph? What's Up With The Beast?

[CAPTAIN]

What's the story on "The Beast" Gazoo?
Any word on when she'll be finished?

Maybe around the time for the NMRA season opener Springnationals in Bradenton, Florida March 7-10th?!?!?!?!

You could make some passes there, maybe even get an exhibition race w/ a certain Delvallo member driving his new project (ahem....cough, cough.....ahem)?
The track is open Thursday & Friday (7-8th) for testing, and then Saturday qualifying, Sunday eliminations. Maybe even run in the bracket class? LOL!

I can see the Race Pages cover headlines now....."RALPH VORHEES JR. OF TEAM GAZOO GOES 9.03 ON AN EXHIBITION PASS"

 

[huffentuff95]

Hey Captain !! I think Ralph needs to break in the beast the right way. I little 1100 mile ride up the coast at speeds in excess of 65 mph should do the trick. I hear tell that Justin wants to be the co-pilot in this Journey. Hey Ralph , Justin wants to ask YOU, if he can pull the beast up to the pumps and gass her up!!!, just pull over at the entrance to the rest stop so that you can change seats.

He told me that he can get a good price on a case of octane booster so he wants to un screw the caps and pour the bottles in the fuel cell at each fill up. Don't listen to Captain!! I am telling you that his bottle is still leaking and he has been over come by the fumes. You are dealing with a guy thats wants to put a 300 shot on a stock long block that should be a clue in it's self.

 

[CAPTAIN]

My bottles AIN"T leaking! That would be nitrous abuse, it's too damn expensive to waste at $4-$4.50 a pound! I'm on nitrous rehabilitation (grounding) for a week anyway (twitch, twitch).

And what's wrong with spraying a 300 shot on a stock longblock?! You guys are dumping boost into them in large increments, why can't I do that with the squeeze?!

Wait to you see the shot I run this year in the new racer.......wheels up, yanking the skinnies WOOOOO DOOOGGGGGGGYYYY!!!

"ANYTHING MADE CAN BE SPRAYED!"

LMTO (Luaghing my tushy off)

 

[BurnOutQueenie]

Nice to see you've listened to Justin and cleaned up your gutter mouth (tushy)... lol Team Gazoo RULES!! The red Beastie ~ I have it on pretty good info~ should be ready soon..... "Depends" all around???



Queen Karen (lol)

 

[CAPTAIN]

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see now!
Ralph & Karen have both been secretly recruited into the prestigous "Teem Sneeky"!

That's OK Mr. Gazoo, I got something "in the works" that'll give you a run for your money. Well, maybe not 9.0's, but..................

 

[94SVT437]

Gosh Darnit ^*($@#&*(#$#!@##@$$^%^$ (stuff like this is ok guys)


It's TEAM SNEEKY

Ralph & Karen have both been secretly recruited into the prestigous "Teem Sneeky" !

Captain you just cant seem to stay out of trouble this week.

 

[CAPTAIN]

Whatever........

I feel like I'm in high school again, lol.
"I'm sorry Mr. Dipalma......does this mean I have detention?"

 

[blackbolt]

Captain,
You sure you wern't asking if you had DETINATION and not DETENTION . Uh oh , I hear the spell checker fuzz a-comin'. ERNIE-ERNIE-ERNIE.

Steve