Pick up lines!

[srdstang]

Ok lets hear um!!!!!!!!!

Heres a couple:

Hey you wanna go to the drive-in? There playing this great movie called "Closed for the Season"

Great shoes wanna f*ck

If you were a bag of potato chips and I was a batterie. I'd be EVERREADY and you'll be FREETOLAY

I've seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours

 

[lightningspeed]

If I could re-wright the alpahbet id put you and I together.

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make the bed rock.

you must wash your pants with windex cause I can see myself in them.

 

[MO351]

Ask her to race and Loser buys dinner. (either way you get a date )

 

[WishiHadanL2]

The word of the day is 'legs', lets go back to my place and spread the word.

That dress would look great in a crumpled heap on my floor in the morning

Is their a keg in your pants, 'cause I wanna tap that azz.

Theres a ton more, but I'm lazy and a few of them arent postable

 

[WHITE_LIGHTNING]

Hi, my name's Mike, or as the ladies call me: "hey you behind the bushes!"

 

[kevinlawson82]

How about we go do the things that im going to tell my friends we did anyway...... baby

You must work for Subway, because you're giving me a footlong....

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought.

 

[DJANIMATE]

Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell in love

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

(lick your finger and then touch her shirt). Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

 

[ktodd]

Got any raisins?... No? How 'bout a date?