Gitchi Manitou
Injun along at 140
Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach & picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie arose from the bottle & said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Hey, woman, do you not know who I am? I need no woman giving me anything!" barked bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But, Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to the bottle forever!"
Osama thought a moment and, with an evil glare, grumbled, "Okay, okay, I want to wake up with three white women in my bed in the morning. Do that!"
The annoyed genie snapped, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance.
"Hey, woman, do you not know who I am? I need no woman giving me anything!" barked bin Laden.
The genie pleaded, "But, Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to the bottle forever!"
Osama thought a moment and, with an evil glare, grumbled, "Okay, okay, I want to wake up with three white women in my bed in the morning. Do that!"
The annoyed genie snapped, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance.
