Frickin Neighbor!!!!!!!

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Lightningfastsvt

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I am comming home from work today on my Lunch break and as I drive the speed limit down my block, my neighbor (a middle aged guy) yells out and calls me an A## HOLE. I was not happy with this at all because the other night he yelled the same thing down the block but I could not find out who it was (I had a pretty good idea it was him):mad: . I jammed on the breakes and yelled a few things back at him. He proceded walking towards my truck. In protection of my truck:D I throw her in park (ripping the tip of my shifter column off (pos) and jump out. By this time I am red hot:mad: . He still proceded walking towards me until I let it rip!!!!!!!!!:mad: I gave him an old fassioned USMC a$$ chewing. I told this guy so hard and so bad, I had veins comming out of every oriface on my body. As soon as I let go, this guy just stopped dead in his tracks and eventrully started walking backwards and I approached him and continued to rim him a new one. I just kept drilling this guy until he finally went into his house. By this time all the neighbors were out watching. All the other neighbors know I am crazy like this, I guess no one filled him in. I then got in my truck and drove down the block to my house. Man was I pi$$ed. I can't believe the nerve of this guy. An he has done this to a couple of other neighbors too as I was told.

Now I have to stay up all night and firewatch my Truck. Turns out he thinks its too loud:rolleyes:
 
Crazy non L owners

Two words, Burn out!!!!!
Just let it rip the next time you pass his house.....
Leave a little something for him to remember you by with out giving yourself a hernia/.:D
Later...
 
Re: Crazy non L owners

Black 2000 said:
Two words, Burn out!!!!!
Just let it rip the next time you pass his house.....
Leave a little something for him to remember you by with out giving yourself a hernia/.:D
Later...
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Funy you should say thatsexactly whatwewould do whenI was living in NJ.We would get abot 5 or 6 cas together and smokem in front of someones housewho had upset usI know,immature,I was only 18 at the time,but it sure was a blast.:D
 
Lightningfastsvt said:
.... An he has done this to a couple of other neighbors too as I was told....
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So you have neighbor support :D

I would just lit the tires in front of him so he can't see threw the smoke. If cops question you just tell the the TB got stock.
 
That Duster will set off car alarms 3 blocks away hooked to the exhaust. Now, when I take the plates off the y pipe!!!:D Just don't even bather turning your alarm on if you are with in a square mile of her!!!:D

I am thinking this would cheer him up at about 2:30 a.m. Monday morning? :D

I am glad I have blown the steam off though, thanks guys for the great replies on comebacks. This a$$hole really had me fired up!!:mad:

Well, I guess its back to fire watch!:rolleyes:
 
Know what you mean, the neighbor next to me has a sweer Lime Green Dart,with a 360 and open exhaust.
He races down at MIR. Gotta say I love be woken up by that sound.:D
 
Don't give in to the temptation to do something to really piss him off. If you've been obeying the law and the sound of your truck is legal, let HIM be the a-hole. Never give him an excuse to call the cops or get the rest of the neighbors on his side. Don't take any crap from him, of course, but be the person you would want to have for a neighbor. Eventually he'll get sick of being the only a-hole and he'll hafta go along or move. This works, believe me. Been there, done that.
 
Can we say mid-life-jelousy(sp). I'm sure he wants a ride like yours, but his wife is saying no you can't have one (assuming he's married). Offer him a ride, he'll be grinning from ear to ear when you're done(stick a seat cover on for when he messes himself):D
 
Yep. Got a neighbor almost just like that guy. Gives me dirty looks when the L or the 'vette are out to play. Don't do anything to give the goon an excuse to send the cops out there. Unless he messes with the L. Then all bets are off. ;)
 
I was about to say that duster would sure wake him up and then he will come out yelling just to see it's you again...:D HEHEH
 
Damn, Do you guys live in my neighborhood? I gotta guy across the street that I think is paranoid psychitsophrenic (sp?) and he likes to yell at the neighbors, spy out his windows, etc. His most recent trick is putting a pair of 150 watt spotlights (not flood, but pencil-spot) on his house and point them toward the neighbor he's pissed off at that week. Unfortunately, I'm right across the street. I retaliated by putting up a pair of lights at about 1:30 one morning and pointing them at him. I've called the cops and city code, but no laws were broken from his lights. He's pissed at the neighbor kids right now, so I'm in the clear for the time being. We turned him in for some code violations on the condition of his house and we've had him in trouble with the city for that. After that clears, we are going to hit him for the lack of railings on his deck he built. My L and the wife's car are in the garage, and with just my hardtop Jeep out, I think I'll be okay. Oh, and the reason he's pissed at the neighbor kids is because he thinks they are selling CHICKENS (seriously) at the street corner in my residential neighborhood. HAHA!!!
 
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