LOL. Everytime I think of this, I think of the movie where some PO'd guy gets too close to an armed vehicle and the alarm sez, "Halt, you are too close to this vehicle!" The PO'd guy starts beating hell out of the vehicle with a baseball bat or something, and the alarm starts saying, "Wait, hold it, allright, you can get as close as you want to!" Only saw it once, wish to hell I could remember which one it was.
Sorry, no help.