A drunk yuppie told me what SVT stands for!

[cobrayankee]

I was out Friday night on my way home on York Rd where I am behind 2 cars, one being a Honda Accord, and the other car, a Malibu. This Accord is goosing the gas while driving and flooring it from every light, basically "taunting" that Malibu. The Malibu finally merges into the left hand turn lane and I pull up next to the Accord. These two guys were in their 30's, possible early 40's. Already I was surprised because I was expecting a couple of kids. But the light turns and we go, and I go hard. I only took it up to 45 or so, but it took a bit for these guys to catch up, so I start doing the same thing they were doing to the Malibu. I'd let them catch up then go, so I take off and pull in front of them, they swing around to my left and the passenger motions to roll my window down. I do and he says, "What does SVT stand for, Slow F!@#en Truck?!?!" This sounded a lot more slurred than i wrote. ;t He was actually mad when he said this. I could see his face and neck turning red all the way to his turtleneck! So I started laughing and said "That probably makes sense to you and your boyfriend right now, but i hope you remember what you said when you wake up in the morning. (I mean, you just get your butt whooped hard so that statement already is obsurd, but then you go and think F!@% starts with a V ) He waves his hand in a disgusted manner and they pull ahead and turn into Michael's bar (yeah, they really needed another!).
So there you have it guys. SVT= Slow F'in Truck. Sure, the letters don't exactly match up, but drink 8 or 9 Martinis and they will.

 

[HotRod]

Thats funny! A couple of drunk, middle-aged, heterosexually challanged, ricers giving you some sh!t... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chris Wood]

Mentioning martinis, I tried my first at Outback last night. I mean they (actors, james bond, hawkeye and BJ) make 'em look good in the movies, so I thought I'd try one. Here's the rundown Gin (tanquary[sp?]), not vodka. I took a couple of sips of it and ate the olives, actually used the olives as a chaser. Man that sucked! The nastiest drink I've ever tried to consume. I knew I should have stuck with my Killian's draft!

 

[LightningkillerRT]

Now wheres a cop when some ******* is drivin drunk!!

 

[cobrayankee]

Hey Chris, NOTHING can make a martini taste good! I don't understand how people drink them with a straight face.
LightningKillerRT, it was the passenger that was slurring and yelling. I know that guy was hammered, but not sure about the driver. Unfortunately, odds are that he was probably drunk too.

 

[ezernut9mm]

martini ought to be spelled D R Y ! it's like drinkin gravel dust or sumthin'. ha ha he said turtleneck.:Y

 

[LightningkillerRT]

true... just made a general statment figured hed be drunk too.;t

 

[68 F100]

lemon drop martini's are pretty good, especially at applebees when they leave the shaker so you get like 4 of them instead of just one

 

[NateLightning]

You should have told him, Super Vicious Truck.

 

[cobrayankee]

You should have told him, Super Vicious Truck.

Hey, I like that better than Special Vehicle Team!

 

[lightninginvegas]

Martini = 1/8 oz Dry vermouth(sp?) and 2 oz Gin. It's all alcohol. Somebody mentioned a Lemon Drop martini. Most of the "new" martini's that are being made today are not potent at all. I make mine with Vodka(usually citron, depending on how lazy I am that day) Sweet&Sour mix, and squeeze half a lemon in there, and I might put sugar on the rim. I'd like to slap everybody that comes to the bar and orders some off the wall martini. Basically they are just trying to look cool by drinking it out of a Martini glass. And it's a pain in the *** for me. rant over.

 

[turbo93gt]

BEER.

its whats for dinner:tu:

originally posted by HotRod:"heterosexually challanged"

thats halarious, and probobly true.

 

[Gitchi Manitou]

Hey Chris, NOTHING can make a martini taste good! I don't understand how people drink them with a straight face.
LightningKillerRT, it was the passenger that was slurring and yelling. I know that guy was hammered, but not sure about the driver. Unfortunately, odds are that he was probably drunk too.

You hafta dump about 3 oz of Chambord in them to make them passable. But that defeats the purpose. I've never truly believed anyone actually LIKES martinis.

 

[LPD]

Umm I actually like martinis quite a lot. My recipie:

put ice in shaker
pour in a little bit of Cinzano extra dry vermouth
shake and drain excess vermouth
3 oz of Bombay Saphire gin
shake until your hand is frozen to the shaker
strain into chilled martini glass. a good one, thin at the top tapering to very thick at the bottom of the bell.
Add two olives stuffed with Jalepeno pepers

The martini should be so cold that it has ice crysals in it. Hold the glass by the stem, never touching the bell except with your lips, or you will warm it up and it will not taste as good.. try not to drink more than two of them.

I have converted many Martini haters into Martini drinkers. The trick is good ingredients and being very anal about how you make it.

Any NLOC members who want converting may come over to my house on a Friday night and I will happily oblige

 

[turbo93gt]

let me get this...uhh...straight (no pun intended)

your inviting a bunch of guys over to your house for martini's, so far this doest sound to good. [porno music][/porno music]

 

[LPD]

Re: let me get this...uhh...straight (no pun intended)

your inviting a bunch of guys over to your house for martini's, so far this doest sound to good. [porno music][/porno music]

What do offering to make people Martinis and being gay have in common? Whatever dude.

 

[turbo93gt]

these words came out of your post...

"never touching the bell except with your lips"...."very anal"..."Any NLOC members who want converting may come over to my house on a Friday night and I will happily oblige "

not saying you are. just the way its worded made it sound kinda... 'loaded'

 

[LPD]

Re: these words came out of your post...

not saying you are. just the way its worded made it sound kinda... 'loaded'

Since you had to say something, maybe you should ask yourself this: Do you often find yourself interpreting other's comments as being homosexual innuendos? if so, perhaps it is indicative of a subconcious desire on your part to be a pole smoker.

 

[turbo93gt]

only if you're serving the martini's:tu:

 

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